Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh my god
“But where do you get your protein?”
“I get my protein from the decomposing carcass of a tortured animal. Actually, no… that’s where you get your protein. I get mine from fruits and vegetables, and they don’t scream, and they don’t bleed.”” —Freelea (via ijustwanttobeahealthyhappyvegan)
You just accept the fact that they’e dumb and you’re not and you’re smarter and more compassionate than they will ever be