May 2012
41 & 45?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Just under a year ago.
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
Haha eww no.
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11: Top or bottom?
Bottom
2 ?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Bad because I didn’t really want to.
IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
- 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 11: Top or bottom?
- 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
- 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
- 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
- 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 25: Biggest turn on:
- 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 35: What your favorite part of your body:
- 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 38: What do you wear to bed?
- 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
- 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 49: Most attractive celebrity?
- 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
- 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 54: Do you have stretch marks?
- 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
- 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
- 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 66: Do you watch porn?
- 67: How small is too small?
- 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 74: Booty or Boobs?
- 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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What vitamins do you take? Because it seems all the ones I have picked up have gelatin in them (Newish vegan here)
Yaay congratulations on going vegan!! I don’t take any vitamins :) just look for vegan labelled vitamins, or non-gummy ones. You could get the ones you chew, or swallow.
So this is totally random and not exactly a question, but I had a girlfriend who wasn't a vegetarian/vegan, and when she stayed at my house, she always brushed her teeth before going to kiss me if she had eaten something with meat in it. Faith in humanity= restored a little bit (:
Aw well that is very sweet of her :)
Although that must have gotten anoying at times for her, but oh well.
And, ironically, I was thinking about this today... can you imagine going home to meet the parents of your significant other if the person you were with wasn't vegan? The parents would probably not understand it all and it would be super awkward. NO THANKS.
I know what you mean, I already have a hard enough time with the parents of my friends, it would just not work out with my spouse’s parents. It would definetly be awkward, and I wouldn’t like it at all.
Of course the Vegetarian is going to compromise and be happy to day a meat eater... how ironic. Once you become a passionate vegan, you learn about all of the reasons to adopt this life-style. For the animals, for your own health, for the planet's health... at that point it really does become more than just our DIET. I could never seriously date a meat eater. I know, deep down, I'd be hold resent against that person every time we ate together.
Perfect wording, I feel the exact same way!
It sucks that some people can get sent to jail for abusing dogs/cats/horses but millions more cows, chickens, pigs and sheep are murdered all the fucking time.
What is wrong with this fucking world?
For the anon about dating a non vegan/vegetarian. I've dated non-veg before, and in my experience it doesn't work. This is something I am passionate about. That's like dating somebody (a serious relationship that leads to marriage or whatever) and you wanting kids, and your partner not wanting them at all. To me, that's a deal breaker. Vegan, or no relationship. (Dating wise.)
I completely agree.
