Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.oh my god
“But where do you get your protein?”
“I get my protein from the decomposing carcass of a tortured animal. Actually, no… that’s where you get your protein. I get mine from fruits and vegetables, and they don’t scream, and they don’t bleed.”