jackedoff:

does my fat make me look fat

(via misandrist)

veganhealing:

whiteandblackstripes:

mostlyjudson:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

oh damn.

oh my god

Baahahaha

“But where do you get your protein?”

“I get my protein from the decomposing carcass of a tortured animal. Actually, no… that’s where you get your protein. I get mine from fruits and vegetables, and they don’t scream, and they don’t bleed.”

type1vegan:

The only animals I would ever eat.

(Source: redsuspenders, via rhaineboe)